the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.
I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS
When you quote a fictional character around a friend or family member and they don’t notice
when you quote a fictional character around a stranger or new friend and they notice
this is how i feel literally EVERY DAY
When your friend makes a fandom reference and you miss it at first
Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half their pay for 10 years as well as stock benefits, and any children will receive $1000 a month till they turn 19. Source
let me tell you a story about the google headquarters
so my uncle works for google and I went down to visit him once and he took my family on a tour of the google headquarters just for fun. there was tons of cool stuff and art and a random jungle themed room and the most crazy ass 360 degree google earth screen thing you ever saw
but you’d kind of expect all that right
but then I started to notice something kind of weird
there was a weird amount of rubber ducks? like. a WEIRD amount of rubber ducks. like typical yellow ones and camo ones and huge pink ones with bows and tiny donalds and pirates of the carribean themed ducks and bejeweled ducks with no explanation on nearly every surface
so i asked my uncle why there were so many ducks and this is what he said:
"google has a suggestion box for employees to use, and one time this guy got hired at google who had previously worked for another company. the other company also had a suggestion box but they never actually listened to any of the suggestions, so the new employee assumed that google would be the same way. so as a joke, he put a suggestion in the box at he google hq that said something along the lines of "great office but needs more rubber ducks." a week later, 5000 rubber ducks arrived in the mail"
google read this guy’s bullshit suggestion about ducks
and actually listened to it
AND ORDERED 5000 RUBBER DUCKS
I think this is it.
I think this is my favorite post on tumblr.
no. fuck no. actually, wait, got that last sentence wrong. fuck you. fuck the bastards who made this, fuck the idiots who completely forgot the fucking circumstances of this line - fuck you all.
clara is talking about her echoes. the fractures of herself she created for - oh, what was that silly reason again? oh, yeah, it was to save the doctor. she literally split herself into a million pieces for the express purpose of unraveling the damage the great intelligence did to his timestream.
clara’s echoes are born to save the doctor. what the fuck is your problem with clara stating something true? she’s literally saying that the fractures of her soul she created to save the doctor were born to save the doctor. wow, so horrible! i can’t believe her!
clara’s not saying ‘wow, i am the only person who has ever helped the doctor and saved his life!! i’m so much better than all the other companions he’s ever had!’ if you think that’s what she’s saying, go fuck yourself.
she’s falling through the doctor’s timeline, after sacrificing herself so she could save the doctor’s life. she’s speaking for her echoes, for all of the pieces of clara being born and living and giving their lives for their doctor all across the universe. clara’s echoes are born to save the doctor. that’s a fact, fuckity bye. if the doctor didn’t need saving, the echoes wouldn’t exist, so the echoes are created in order to save the doctor.
don’t make/reblog some dumbass gifset of the new who ladies rolling their eyes at a selfless woman who killed herself a million times over so that the man they all love could live. it’s not cute, it’s not funny, it’s a fucking dick move.
fuck you. fuck every single one of you.